So, as I said, I drove the seven hours up to my new abode last Monday, and I’m proud to say I only got lost two times. I’m slightly less proud to say that both times were within view of my intended destination, but that's another story. Oh, no, wait. That's this story:
The first time I got lost was when I drove straight past my new apartment because I was so focused on not running over any bicyclists.
After realizing I was in the process of driving past the entrance to the buildings, I confused myself by trying to circle around the block (and at the time I was sure I had found the single weirdest block on the planet--if you had asked me on Monday, I would have sworn it took me five right turns and a dramatic loop to get back to where I started, but I retraced my path just a few days ago and found that the only weird thing about it is that the block is slightly curvier than is in fashion for most modern rectangles).
The second time I got lost I was actually already inside the apartment complex, trying to get from the leasing office to the parking lot near to my apartment. What I didn’t realize was that the two parking areas are connected (by even more parking) and I could have driven straight across and I would have arrived in less than a minute. Instead, it took me fifteen minutes to figure it all out. I first drove out of the parking lot and circled back around the wavy block again (still more confused by the area than appropriate) only to find the exit to the parking lot. So I drove around again and turned into the entrance for the neighboring apartment complex’s parking lot, thinking the two lots might be connected to each other and I would find the entrance on the other side. And I did find that entrance. And, as a bonus for my hard work, I also found a gate blocking that entrance off.
So it’s been a week since I moved up here. Our boxes are mostly unpacked, I’ve discovered a few grocery stores (I have yet to find the elusive public library, but worry not! I shan’t abandon the search!), and I’ve yet to run over any cyclists, pedestrians, dogs, cats, or geese. I just have to find myself a job, and I’ll be golden.
Fingers crossed!
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