Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I love dogs.

They are happy and loyal and friendly and awesome, and I am a fan.

Sometimes at work people bring their little dogs into the store, and the other day I accidentally greeted the puppy wagging his tail in the cart instead of the customer who was actually pushing the cart.  I think I recovered somewhat gracefully, though, because I refrained from asking the dog what I could help him find today and turned my attention instead back to the human being with the wallet.


I have a dog too.  His name is Fezzik (after the giant in the book turned movie The Princess Bride).  He’s supercool.

We think he’s a springer spaniel-chocolate lab mix.  We’re not sure though because we got him from a shelter, so we don’t really know his history.  I’m bummed that we didn’t get to know him when he was a puppy because he was probably the most adorable thing in the world, as puppies are wont to be.  Also, we suspect that he wasn’t treated very well as a puppy, since he’s sometimes jumpy and is afraid of a lot of not-so-threatening things.  So it would have been nice to have had him way back when so he wouldn’t have had to go through whatever it is he went through.  But I digress.

Fezzik isn’t very well trained.  He knows how to sit, so long as you’re holding food and have made it clear that you’re willing to share said food with him if he just puts his butt on the ground for half a second.

He doesn’t know how to fetch.  He gets properly excited, chases after whatever it is you’ve thrown, looks at it lying in the grass, looks back up at you, and then wanders off to smell very important things.

He knows how to jump up on the sofa, but he’s not really supposed to do that, so I probably shouldn’t count that as evidence of his being well-trained.

Long story short, he’s awesome.

I wanted a dog forever before finally getting Fezzik, though.  I begged for years.  

Every Christmas and every birthday, the first item on my wish list was “DOG.”  The other items were usually things like “Food bowl FOR DOG” and “Dog collar FOR DOG.”

I even remember giving my mom a wish list of “DOG” for one of my sisters’ birthdays.

The problem was mainly that we don’t have an enclosed back yard.  The yard ends in a little hill that goes up to meet the edge of our neighbors’ back yard (whose view is awkwardly straight into our windows HAY THERE NEIGHBORS!).  The walls separating our yard from our next-door neighbors don’t go all the way up the hill either.  They sort of go straight into the hill, leaving a good amount of unwalled hill behind my house.  So a dog would have a really easy time running off up the hill, and from there he would have access to pretty much every yard on our side of the block.  So my mom didn’t want to get a dog before we had a place to put him.

In the meantime, we had lots of other pets.  We had a feeder goldfish that we won at a carnival who lived for a good six or seven years, which was a good six or seven years longer than we really expected him to.

We also had a million rabbits.  We started out with two female rabbits, Smoky and Snow (not super surprisingly, Smoky was grey and Snow was white).  

Then we noticed that Smoky was pulling out all of her fur and building a kind of nest in their cage.  

Then we noticed that there were little baby rabbits in her nest in her cage.  

Then we noticed that Snow was not a lady rabbit.  

So our two rabbits quickly became six, and we decided to go and get a second cage.

One day I went outside in the morning before school to feed all those bunnies.  As I was closing the door of the rabbit hutch, I heard a rustling in the bushes on the hill behind me.  

I turned.

All was still.

I started to go back inside, but I heard the rustling again.

I spun back around and saw that the bushes were very clearly moving.  

So, naturally, I dropped the rabbit food in my hands and ran shrieking back into my house.  I slammed the sliding glass door shut and locked it, yelling at my mom to come quick, there was a monster in the yard.

My mom hurried over and we peered out at the movement on the hill.

And out jumped a rabbit.

A big rabbit, but still just a rabbit.


He hopped happily up to our door, where he sat, gazing at us through the glass, waiting patiently for us to let him in.  

Which we did.  We named him The Big Rabbit and put him in with all our other bunnies.  We posted Found Rabbit signs, but nobody claimed him, so our number of rabbits was now up to seven.

We also had a parakeet named Sweety, who was the coolest bird ever.  He’d fly around our house and land on our heads.  Our bannisters were always covered in bird poo, which was gross, but whatever.  He was a good bird.  He lived to be pretty old, and  after he died we got two new parakeets named Kara and Pete.  They were both mean and liked to bite fingers.

I had a hamster named Casper and a rat named Isabella and two tadpoles who didn’t have names, but did start growing legs and then one day mysteriously vanished from their bowl.  I’m afraid to know where they hopped off to.

We had lots of good pets, but I didn’t finally get my dog until my sophomore year of high school, when we solved our backyard problem by fencing off a corner of the yard so that at least while we were away from home Fezzik would have a place to run around without escaping up the hill and trampling the neighbors’ gardenias.

I have no idea if any of my neighbors grow gardenias.

Aaaaaaaaaanyway, the point is that my dog is supercool and I miss him because I couldn’t take him with me when I moved, so he’s all the way at home.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Look what I made!

A superflower's super power is its super sour super glower.

My plan for today was to post a sort of timeline of the shirts I've made (and by "made" I of course just mean "purchased and drawn all over").  I was going to start with the giraffe one that I drew in Sharpie (which was surprisingly not as permanent as I expected permanent markers to be.  After the first wash, my giraffe was considerably less yellow, while the rest of the T-shirt was considerably more yellow.  But Sharpies never claimed to be fabric markers, so who am I to complain?).  Then I was going to show my other shirts, made with actual fabric markers.

The problem is that while I remembered to bring my camera up here when I moved, I seem to have forgotten to bring my camera's battery charger.

And so my plans were dashed to the ground.

I tried taking all the pictures with my computer's camera, but they were all ugly, and I'm a quitter.  So I'm just going to limit myself to showing off my Superflower until I manage to  either replace or transport my camera's battery charger.

In other news, I believe that this is one of my first computer drawings that made me realize that I'm fond of a-doodling:
I didn't used to (..."didn't used to"?  ..."didn't use to"?  That sentence structure is weird-looking written down.) understand written music (and, really, I still don't) and I didn't realize the lines behind the notes were actually sort of important.  I'd also always draw the notes backwards, thinking they looked prettier that way.  Then my mom (who sings and can read music) would laugh at my drawings because they made no sense musically.  And that is how I learned the very very basics of what those dots on those lines in those books on the bookshelf meant, and it is also why I can sort of kind of play Yankee Doodle very slowly on the piano today!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Celebratory 2011 glasses looked weird

What an awkward-looking year we’ve just begun.

2011.  2011.  2011.  2 0 1 1.

It just doesn’t look like a year to me.  It looks more like the non-word "zoll."  BUT.  Moving on.  Here’s my obligatory list of big events of 2010:

1.  GRADUATION

Yay, I’m a graduate!

At the ceremony I had vaguely blue hair and I had cut up and resewn my gown again, so that was classy of me.


It wasn’t too bad, really.  My hair was more of a greyish brown than full-on blue (apparently the “semi-permanent” in “semi-permanent hair dye” doesn’t mean it’ll wash out completely in a couple of months, it means it’ll mostly wash out in two weeks and then stay a weird, dull, faded color for about a half a year more.  Live and learn).  Plus my cap covered the worst of it, where my dyed hair met my not-dyed roots and formed a nice little halo around my head.  It was only noticeable when I was all, “HEY LOOK MY HAIR’S STILL SORT OF BLUE ISN’T THAT FUNNY!?”

Which I did do a few times.

And I did do a pretty good impersonation of a seamstress, if I do say so myself.  Especially considering my last attempt to sew was when I, as a kid, threaded two pieces of scrap fabric together ever so carefully, then cut the thread ever so neatly, and showed my mom ever so proudly.

Then she laughed at me because I hadn’t realized I was supposed to tie the end of the thread before cutting it, so my masterpiece was already falling apart.

I cried.

AND I NEVER SEWED AGAIN.

Until this June of 2010 when I ignored the recommendations of all who said, “MAKE SURE YOUR GOWN IS THE RIGHT SIZE BEFORE PAYING FOR IT BECAUSE ONCE YOU LEAVE THAT ROOM IT IS YOURS FOREVER AND YOU CANNOT TRADE IT FOR THE RIGHT SIZE NO MATTER HOW WEIRDLY IT FITS, KENDRA!”

I think the real problem, though, is that I’ve been lying about my height since high school.  I’m somewhere between 5’9’’ and 5’9 1/2’’, but it’s just easier to say 5’10’’, and I used to play basketball, where sounding taller is never a bad thing.  So I still just say 5’10’’ out of habit.

One time maybe junior year of college I measured myself with a tape measure.  It said I was 5’8 1/2’’, which IS LIES I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

Anyway, the point is that when I was filling out the form for my graduation gown, my pride grabbed the pen from out my hand and marked the 5’10’’-6’0’’ box instead of the perhaps (definitely) more accurate 5’7’’-5’9’’ box for me.

And then I didn’t bother to try the robe on carefully before leaving the room with it.

This left me with a far too flowing graduation gown.

AND SO I HAD TO FIX IT.

I went and bought myself a little sewing kit from Rite Aid, grabbed my scissors, and set to work cutting off the bottom of my robe.  I was very very careful and I remembered to tie the thread when I finished, and the result was at least nearing what one might consider decent.  I ended up actually overcompensating and making it a little too short, and by the time I finished the bottom hem, I was sick of sewing (it is time consuming!) so I just left the sleeves long (and they proceeded to get caught on the banister both on my way up onto the stage and back down from the stage during the ceremony).  But whatever.  I had something to be proud of at my graduation the next day.

Whether that something was my newfound mediocre sewing abilities or the diploma in my hands, I think we’ll never know for sure.

2. MOVING MOVING MOVING

I now live 7 hours away from where I’ve lived all my life.

It’s a little bit weird.

3.  BECOMING A BONA FIDE EMPLOYEE

The last couple of months of college were terrifying because I was all, “OH MY GOODNESS THE SAFETY OF SCHOOL IS ENDING NOW I HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB AND SUPPORT MYSELF WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!?”

And then I graduated.

And then I moved 7 hours away from home and people and so I had ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD to fill out applications and pretend like I know how to dress nicely and go to interviews.

AND THEN I GOT A JOB.

And I like the job too.

It even came with a name tag.


(My apologies for this less than awe-inspiring picture of a name tag.  My mouse decided it was done for the day, then my computer froze, then my picture of a name tag shut itself down, and so HERE WE ARE.)

HAPPY 2011, y’all.

Monday, January 3, 2011

But a new calendar means CHANGE!

You know what?  I’m just going to embrace the fact that 2011 is probably going to be much like 2010.  I'll almost certainly continue running behind on everything in life.

Well, everything except for actually arriving places.

I am always early everywhere, no matter how hard I try not to be.

I know.  It’s hard being me.

Anyway, the point is I haven’t done my drawings yet and probably won’t have them done until Wednesday.

Yayyyyyyy New Years Resolutions failed in the very first week!